New Zodiak

[RedSN]

Been a Capricorn all my life....now I'm Sagittarius.


NASA....explained that the sun does not point to each constellation for the same length of time, and that it actually points to a 13th constellation, called Ophiuchus, 18 days of the year. That became the basis for reports that Ophiuchus had been "added" to the zodiac, thereby shifting everyone's star sign by approximately a month.


Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Fucking NASA. First they take away Pluto, now my horoscope has changed.

[Stephen06GT]

And here I thought this post was going to be about those little rubber boats that Jacques Cousteau use to use.

[Blackmare]

Now I'm a Pisces. My whole life has been a lie....

[ZR]

Now I'm a Capricorn. WTF Nasa!!!!

[Not4you]

Wha-HEY!! I'm the new guy!

[Blackmare]

Wha-HEY!! I'm the new guy!

http://zodiacbooks.com/images/share-ophiuchus.jpg

http://zodiacbooks.com/signs-ophiuchus.html

[newbiestangowner]

at least this is just zodiac signs- my sister in law parents switched her day and month of her birthday for the longest time lol- I was still dating my wife when she called all pissed off that her parents let her know her birthday was now a couple of months later

[CDNfyrfytr]

I've got 2 now, Pisces and Aquarius[emoji848]

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[Armen]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/nasa-s-biting-takedown-your-star-sign-didn-t-change-because-astrology-is-not-science-1.3095981


NASA's biting takedown: Your star sign didn't change because astrology 'is not science'

For those who believe in astrology, a blog post by NASA may be cause to rethink your life, your personality, your partner and that tattoo you got when you were 17.

NASA's original, potentially identity-shattering blog post explained that the sun does not point to each constellation for the same length of time, and that it actually points to a 13th constellation, called Ophiuchus, 18 days of the year. That became the basis for reports that Ophiuchus had been "added" to the zodiac, thereby shifting everyone's star sign by approximately a month. "Don't freak out, but your star sign has probably changed," one headline read, on the website for the entertainment magazine Cosmopolitan.

But NASA says there's no need for an identity crisis, because the "new" sign isn't new at all, and astrology has absolutely no measurable impact on the lives of humans anyway.

The space agency debunked the Ophiuchus controversy this week, in a statement posted on various social media sites. "Did you hear that NASA recently changed the zodiac signs? Nope, we definitely didn't," the organization said. "We just did the math."

[RedSN]

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[5.4MarkVIII]

Lol my wife has a Scorpio tatto. Not I can bug her that it's irrelevant and should be a libra.

[Screw]

I'll go with grandfather clause sticking to Aquarius