Quicksilver
02-22-2021, 04:41 PM
> Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped
> some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
> them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under
> her dress!
>
> Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> the table and emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
> followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
>
> Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that he did. She said, 'Well,
> you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
>
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.
>
> Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
> sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
> bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
>
> Jim quickly dressed and left.
>
> As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m.... and upon arriving,
> asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
>
> With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> few minutes this afternoon.'
>
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And
> did he give you $500?'
>
> Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> give me $500.'
>
> Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
>
> He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
> pay me back.'
>
> Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.
> some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
> them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under
> her dress!
>
> Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> the table and emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
> followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
>
> Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that he did. She said, 'Well,
> you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
>
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.
>
> Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
> sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
> bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
>
> Jim quickly dressed and left.
>
> As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m.... and upon arriving,
> asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
>
> With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> few minutes this afternoon.'
>
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And
> did he give you $500?'
>
> Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> give me $500.'
>
> Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
>
> He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
> pay me back.'
>
> Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.