Sayings you’ll never forget

[Ponyryd]

I heard a good one last night on Comedians in cars getting coffee.
Jerry was saying how when he was a kid, he was at his dads shop and it was a rainy day, one of the guys showed up for work on his motorcycle. Jerry said to him:
“I bet you wish you had a car now”
guy said “nope, just wish it wasn’t raining”
That got me thinking about sayings and how they stay with you, I remember quite a few, but what about you guys?

[Minaccia]

You just moved up a notch in my books that puts you at notch one.

[55 HD]

Do you take this women to be your wife for better or worst. "is there a choice" YUP " you can say yes or no"

[Stephen06GT]

Better than a punch in the head.

[Laffs]

Losers try their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

[mavrrrick]

I’m getting to old for this shit.


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[Armen]

You're asking me how a watch works. For now, just keep an eye on the time.

[WTF]

"the cream always rises to the top.....but never ever forget that shit floats"

[Screw]

“Pot meet kettle “

First I heard this was on a mustang forum

[Screw]

Tells boss “it ain’t my first rodeo”
Boss replies “don’t let the door hit you on your way out “

[RedSN]

Righty tightly, lefty loosey

SOH CAH TOA

You’ll shoot your eye out kid.

Here, hold my beer.

[Intmdtr]

Never enough money to do it right the first time, but always money to do it over again.

[ZR]

Don't stop doing dat yer gonna go blind.

[ZR]

From my buddy Jumpy.

Like water off a ducks back.

[Ponyryd]

^Proper spelling is JuMPy.


This is a “dead man car”, I bought it from a dead man, and when I’m a dead man someone else will buy it. Referring to a 72 Carerra RS, one of my personal all time favs, if not my all time fav.

[billcaitken]

he's so broke he can't pay attention

[5.4MarkVIII]

If it ain’t broke, your not trying.

[ZR]

I'll be back.

[ZR]

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and the I can't remember the other two.

[90LXCoupe]

It's not fun and games until someone loses an eye!

[mavrrrick]

It's not fun and games until someone loses an eye!

Then it’s a sport!!


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[84ragtop]

boy if you had a brain you,d be dangerous

its better than a kick in the ass with a frozen boot

[Minaccia]

I see said the blind man after bumping his head into the wall.

[True Blue]

^^^ Another version I know... I see said the blind man to the deaf man.

KISS= Keep It Simple Stupid.

[Nsty04SVT]

"We are like mushrooms, feed shit and kept in the dark"

"If hard work pays show me a rich donkey"

[RedSN]

"If hard work pays show me a rich donkey"
would you settle for a wealthy jackass?

[StratGT]

When I first moved to the GTA someone told me...Whoever said money can't happiness never lived in Toronto.

[MUSTANGWOP]

FOCUS = Fuck Off Cause You're Stupid

[Nsty04SVT]

would you settle for a wealthy jackass?

Don, I know a few Jackass's not wealthy though...lol

[billcaitken]

get off me fadder, you're squattin me smokes

in newfoundland you have no idea what you will hear

[newbiestangowner]

“Shit or get off the pot”

Been told that lately at home


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[Laffs]

^Proper spelling is JuMPy.


This is a “dead man car”, I bought it from a dead man, and when I’m a dead man someone else will buy it. Referring to a 72 Carerra RS, one of my personal all time favs, if not my all time fav.

Been watching a lot of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee, Richard?

[Laffs]

Also one of my personal favs:

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

[Minaccia]

There's always 3 sides to a story, his, hers and the truth.

[bluetoy]

"A watched pickup truck never gets built." Right Bill Aitken? Err I mean "a watched pot never boils." lol

[Ponyryd]

Been watching a lot of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee, Richard?

Yup, very cool show, low pressure, not a lot of action but tons of laughs and man, some wicked rides.

[Laffs]

Yup, very cool show, low pressure, not a lot of action but tons of laughs and man, some wicked rides.

It's a great show. I also like Spike Ferestens show Car Matchmaker and Spikes Car Radio Podcast which sometimes features Jerry. Spike was a writer on Seinfeld, wrote Soup Nazi and a few other classics.

[RedSN]

My wife gets a kick out of pausing the show a few frames in where they only show snippets of the car, and asks me to guess what car it is.

[billcaitken]

"A watched pickup truck never gets built." Right Bill Aitken? Err I mean "a watched pot never boils." lol


LMAO.....it stayed the same, you are hoping sooner maybe?

[bluetoy]

LMAO.....it stayed the same, you are hoping sooner maybe?

About 6 weeks ago if you can arrange that?

[cf105arrow]

Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.

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Just like downtown.

[cf105arrow]

They died saving my life.

[cf105arrow]

Three red, you’re dead.

[cf105arrow]

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.

[Laffs]

Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.

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Just like downtown.

Around my family its always been "Strong like bull, smart like tractor"

[joe dick]

a pat on the back is just someone looking for a soft spot to stick the knife

[5.4MarkVIII]

Three red, you’re dead.

Does that refer to the lights on the landing strip to line up your incoming trajectory?

[Ponyryd]

Sky’s blue, water’s wet.

[cf105arrow]

Does that refer to the lights on the landing strip to line up your incoming trajectory?

When landing at night you may use a VASI or PAPI system. The papi is a series of 4 lights layer out horizontally. 4 white and you’re too high. 4 red and you’re way too low. So to be entirely more accurate it should have read:
4 red your dead.
The vasi system is similar but the light system is vertical and the saying goes:
Red on white; you’re alright
Red on red you’re dead.

The system is for keeping you on the right glide path and does not help you with maintaining runway alignment.

[83 5.0]

It is what it is.

[cf105arrow]

I owe you a 10 second car.

[Harbinger]

"WHO killed the dinosaurs !? The ice age!" Arnold playing as Mr. Freeze.

I love his movie puns and quotes!

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[ZR]

I'm not as think you drunk I am.

[Bksrt8]

Slicker than snot on a chickens lip

Up at the crack of noon

[1quikgt]

As useless as tits on a bull.

[5.4MarkVIII]

Lol. I think it’s “ useless as teats on a boar”

Fun fact, like humans, male pigs (boars) have nipples. And they are useless.

[1quikgt]

Lol. I think it’s “ useless as teats on a boar”

Fun fact, like humans, male pigs (boars) have nipples. And they are useless.

I've heard it that way too. Grew up with my dad saying tits on a bull so that's the way I know it lol

[Laffs]

Only ever heard it phrased as tits on a bull.

[Blackmare]

Only ever heard it phrased as tits on a bull.Same.

[ZR]

+1

[Ghost Rider]

Lol. I think it’s “ useless as teats on a boar”

Fun fact, like humans, male pigs (boars) have nipples. And they are useless.


are you implying that humans are useless as well...or just the Pigs? LOL

[5.4MarkVIII]

The nipples are useless. But I guess some of the people are too. Lol

[1quikgt]

From a 80 year old passenger on my bus this morning,

This weather is going up and down like whore’s fucking pants.

[Bksrt8]

No no...its: up and down like a whores drawers on saturday night!

Or, sweating like a whore in church

[ZR]

"fuck me gently"

[ZR]

Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.

[Darkhorse]

The man on top of a hill didn't fall there.

[IanGTCS]

Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your penis.

[Screw]

Saw TZ’s sig reminded me of “ass, grass or gas , nobody rides for free” actually think it wuz a bumper sticker in the 70’s & 80’s usually on the shaggin wagons (custom vans)

[Black Sheep]

Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your penis.

Well...
That doesn't leave to many places left

[CON VERT]

If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose !

[Hutch]

As handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Smart as a bag full of hammers.
Dumb as nails.

[Laffs]

"Keep your stick on the ice"

"I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together"

"I'm a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess."

[DinoZ]

A saying to end all sayings, “it is what it is” puts a dead stop to any conversation.

[Hutch]

Make like and tree and get the hell out of here

[Boomer]

"The problem with common sense is that it's not so common".

and from one of my favorite cartoons..."That boy is sharp like a bowling ball"...LOL

[CON VERT]

You've obviously mistaken me for someone that really gives a SHIT !

[Blackmare]

That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the fucking way she goes.

[CON VERT]

Same SHIT different SMELL

Same Heap different Pile !

How's you're Wife & My Kids ?

[USAWIT2]

Quicker then flies on shit

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

[RedSN]

JUST GONNA SEND IT!

[55 HD]

And I bet you can walk on water too.

[DinoZ]

Girls in yoga pants

[IanGTCS]

Never be too good at a job you don't want.

Sharp as a bowling ball.

[DinoZ]

Cheerleaders on trampolines

[Hutch]

No prize for coming second.
If your not first, your last

[Mustang4]

Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.

[DinoZ]

It’s in the mail

[Uncle Buck]

You can't fix stupid